JOKES
NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR
21ST CENTURY
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
so he won ten grand with Claims Direct.
Its raining its pouring
Of course, its global warming
Jack and Jill went into town
to buy some chips and sweeties
Now he can't keep his heart rate down
and she has got diabetes.
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too for he was gay.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went into him
and changed his wool to nylon.
next post 11th March
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