JOKES

JOKES


What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion makes you cry so I threw a coconut at his head.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick. "Put it on my bill."

Question:  "Is google male or female?" 
Answer:     "Female because it doesn't let you                             finish a sentence before making a                             suggestion."

A teacher asks her class to use the word beans in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mom cooks beans," said a boy. "We are all human beans,"  says a blonde student.


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