A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class of first-year students a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of whisky, a glass of water and two worms."Now class observe these worms closely," said the professor, putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about as happy as a worm in water can be.
Then he put the second worm into the glass of whisky. It writhed painfully for a few seconds and then quickly sank to the bottom of the glass, dead as a door nail.
"Now class, tell me what can we learn from this experiment?"
The class clown who naturally sat at the back of the classroom, raised his hand and responded,
"Drink whisky and you won't get worms."
DON'T TALK LOUDLY
After a busy day at the office, a woman settles down in her seat on the train home. As it rattles out of the station, the guy sitting to her, pulls our his cellphone, dials a number and starts talking loudly.
"Hi, sweetheart, it's Eric. I'm on the train ... yes I know its the 6.30 one and not the 4.30 one, but I had a meeting. No honey, not with the floozie from accounts, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes I'm sure. Cross my heart!"
A few minutes later while he is still talking loudly, the woman, now thoroughly irritated yells at the top of her voice..
"Hey Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!"
next post 9th July
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