TWO MORE JOKES

                                           SIPPING WINE


  An elderly lady 
  and her    husband were            sitting on the front  porch, sipping wine.



She said,  "I love you so much, I don't                                    know how I could ever live                                      without you!" 

He answered,  "Is that you speaking,
or the  wine?" 

She:   "It is me speaking to the wine?"

THEM HOSSFLIES

Two cowboys were
riding their horses 
over the prairie


1st cowboy:  "What's these them things 
                         flying around ma face?"

2nd :                "Thems hossflies, you
                          always find them flying 
                          around the backside  of 
                          a hoss."

1st cowboy:       "Are you trying to tell
                              me that ma face looks 
                              like the backside 
                              of a hoss?"

2nd cowboy:       "That, I aint pardner, 
                                but you can't fool 
                                them hossflies."


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