
JOKES
My sister didn't do as well as she had hoped on her driver's test. It might have had something to do with how she answered this question:
"when the .......... is dead, the car won't start"
She wrote "Driver"

When my husband, James Rowles was in the seminary he was asked to preach at a small rural church. However the man who had to introduce him to the congregation had trouble pronouncing
his name; so James offered this verbal clue:
"remember rolls, like hot buttered rolls"
When the man introduced him he said:
"Let me introduce you to the Reverend James Biscuits."
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