JOKES

               
  JOKES


You spend  the first       two years of your         child's life teaching       him how to walk and   talk, then you spend the next sixteen telling him to sit down and                                               shut up.


Evening news where  they start with "Good evening"   and then go on to tell you why it isn't.


If you think that no one thinks you are alive - try missing a few payments.


Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars but check when you  tell them the paint is wet?

next post  26 November