A blonde wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the first house and asked the owner whether he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, what will you charge me to paint my front porch?"
The blonde says : "$50"
The man agrees, and tells her that the paint and ladders are in the garage The man's wife, inside the house, asks him:
"Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
"She should do. She was standing on the porch."
A short while later the blonde came to the front door to collect her money. Very impressed the man reaches into his pocket for the money, and says
"Finished already. That was quick."
"Yes," says the blonde "and I had paint left over so I gave it a second coat. And by the way that's not a Porshe in the garage it's a Ferrari."
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