A blind guy shouts across the room to the bartender:
" Hey Joe, want to hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice the guy next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you need to know that the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I am blond and I weigh 200 lbs, the guy sitting next to me is blond, six feet tall and weighs 300 lbs and the fellow on your right is blonde pushing 250 lbs and is a wrestler. Think about it carefully, do you still wish to tell your blonde joke?"
The blind guy says
"No. Not if I am going to have to repeat it five times."
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