JOKES

                                           HOW                              EMBARRASSING
   IS THAT ?


  It is Joe's birthday so       when he gets home from work his wife presents     him with a new set of  golf clubs.  He is thrilled, it is just what he wanted.  She couldn't have given him a better present.

Then she tells him that she has another surprise for him but must blindfold him first.  When this is done she leads him out of the room to the room next door. As they enter the phone rings in the room they have just left so she pulls up a chair and tells him to sit still and wait while she answers the call. 

Joe is feeling a bit bloated after the celebration lunch at work and so it is with immense relief that he lets off a rather loud wind.  Unfortunately it doesn't smell too good so Joe waves his handkerchief around in the air to dispel the smell, thankful that his wife wasn't around to hear it and smell it.

His wife returns to the room and removes the blindfold and Joe is shocked when he discovers that he is sitting in the middle of the room surrounded by guests attending his Surprise birthday party.

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