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Friday 16 December 2016

JOKES

                                                   





         JOKES





My sister didn't do as well as she had hoped on her driver's  test. It might have had something to do with how she answered this question:

"when the   .......... is dead, the car won't start"

She wrote  "Driver"






When my husband, James Rowles was in the seminary he was asked to preach at a small rural church. However the man who had to introduce him to the congregation had trouble pronouncing 
his name; so James offered this verbal clue:

"remember rolls, like hot buttered rolls"

When the man introduced him he said:

"Let me introduce you to the Reverend James Biscuits."


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