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Friday 22 July 2016

ONE JOKE

                                           A Plane take off from Heathrow airport on  its way to Canada. 

   A  message comes  over the intercom.


"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, the weather ahead is good, so we can look forward to a smooth flight. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the trip.....     OH. MY GOODNESS!"


There is complete silence for a few minutes, then the captain's voice continues..


"Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you, but a flight attendant accidintly dropped a mug of hot coffee into my lap!  You should see the front of my pants."


A loud voice at the other end of the plane yells:

"You should see the back of mine."



Next post   30th July






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