TWO MORE JOKES

                                           IN THE TIME OF                                                    THE PROPHET  

     A devout muslim 
     enters a cab in London. He curtly asks the cabbie to turn off the radio, as according to his religious beliefs, he 
must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab, gets out and opens the passenger door.

The Arab muslim says,  "what are you doing?"

The cabbie answers,  "In the time of the of the prophet there were no taxis, so get out and wait for a camel.


                                            BLONDES

     Two blondes are
      on opposite sides 
      of a river.


First blonde waving her hands in the air and shouting:

"Hi there, How can I get to the other side of this river?"

2nd blonde: "Silly girl, you are on the other side."



next post   16th July





a camel."